My stomach's getting fat
and my butt is getting wide...
And I'm proud to be an American where my farts can...
And I don't mean to disrespect the ones in the car...
When I was young
my parents seemed real old...
I am a Kleenex
Strong and durable no matter how many times I am...
There once was a man who lived in a frying pan he...
Spring is nice
Spring is fun...
As class begins, my boredom sets in,
I’m fighting a battle I can’t seem to win...
Sometimes saying I'm sorry means more then I love...
Sometimes holding hands means more then making...
I'm a pot head with no life
ill never have a family not even a wife...
I sit high on a cloud, looking down,
Thinking about how many frowns on that ground...
IF IT HAPPENED TO YOU
WHAT WOULD YOU DO...
This world we live in
Is hard to be without...