Funny Poems About Life

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  • Im a goth

    by TwistedHate

    I'm a little poseur, short and stout!
    Here is my Manson shirt, here is my ankh...

  • Santa

    by Sarah

    Santa …
    People think hes small and fat...

  • Late realization (1)

    by *~broken~hearted~*

    Walking home on a dark night
    i see a chance...

  • My Name (4)

    by Piper

    Day after day no end in sight
    mess up my name maybe she might...

  • Birds are so pretty
    they fly in the wind...

  • White people say - sup dude
    black people say - sup mah niqqer...

  • Little Angel (1)

    by Laloser05

    They think i am stupid, and sweet.
    They think i will do as they please...

  • Getting shots (1)

    by Brooke

    "Now hold still this will hurt just a...
    She shoved that shot in me and my eyes lit...

  • Baby born,
    Starts to crawl...

  • The $2 War (2)

    by John Touchstone

    On my way home one day, I stopped at the local...
    Me: Hi, I would like one triple crunch sandwich...

  • Aliens of Yo (2)

    by abcede

    Have you ever heard of the aliens
    from the planet of Yo...

  • Baby

    by zadyrose

    Baby,
    I’ve gone crazy...