Elmer the turtle. (3)

by Mass Murder

This is the story of Elmer
my dear, turtle friend...

The dentist (21)

by Karl Wild GG23

I hate going to the dentist,
In fear of that stupid drill...

Oh Christmas Tree (14)

by Gem

Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
Why oh why, do you mock me...

That Dreaded Beep (10)

by *Charisma*

I'd love to throw it at the wall
Hit it every time it calls...

Mr. Shamful Bob (14)

by myshiningstar14

Bob is cool
you are bob...

Freudian Slip and Jungian Drawers (2)

by Corinne

Freudian Slip
Don't take this as a flippant quip...

This is Me (2)

by Autumn

I wear my pajamas all day Long,
and I still sing along to Michael Jackson songs...

The Devil goes to the Dentist (7)

by John Long

Eric the Antichrist sitting by the phone
Flicking through the personal ads home all alone...

Taking Starbucks by Storm (4)

by Josh

You know that table?
That table in the corner that was only meant for...

Ode to a Toaster (6)

by omgitsmina

Oh toaster, how you do shine
You give me toast all of the time...

Life Doesn't Love You Today (2)

by BitsAndPieces

It's like a traffic jam when you're already late
it's falling in love with your very best mate...

Not a Perfect Girl... (3)

by always in my heart

I'm not a Perfect Girl
My hair Doesn't Always stay in place &amp...