Funny Poems About Life

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  • Every month womens have pain
    and without chocolate we go insane...

  • 1. Specify that your drive-through order is...
    2. Reply to everything someone says with...

  • Well thanks to Blair, to Bush and the fantastic...
    Our superfluous income is severely going down...

  • Maria Can't Do Math! (3)

    by StephanieMichelle

    My friend Maria wrote this during math class...
    La! La! La! La! La! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom...

  • Divine Intervention

    by Neme juste un jouet

    I'm waiting on divine intervention
    and wondering when you will show up...

  • Nathan (7) 1

    by Cotton Candy Clouds

    My name is Nathan.
    I like to eat food...

  • Stupid Homework (4)

    by waiting for the unknown

    Oh stupid homework
    You always get me down...

  • Night-Mare

    by Andy Mad

    In the morning when I woke
    I was sweating, I was soaked...

  • Pimple On My Ass (2)

    by Richard S

    Pimple on my ass.
    Aggravating to no end...

  • Whatever you give a woman she's going to multiply.
    If you give her a sperm...

  • Dueling silence (1)

    by Madison

    Silence my old friend we meet again
    i see you wont return my gaze...

  • Why are you silent (4)

    by groovydude

    Its in my hand
    but makes no sound...