Funny Poems About Life

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  • Maple, My Dog 2

    by Jack

    She runs around our big home,
    But she is not allowed to roam...

  • Colors 2

    by Katrynn

    At night when all the lights fade out,
    The colors hide away...

  • My favorite day 2

    by Jesse Low

    I tripped over the dog on my way out the door
    its Monday again need I say more...

  • Bladder prison (3) 2

    by mistake

    I stare into the bottomless hole,
    Before flushing away part of my soul...

  • Life sentence 2

    by Skyfire

    Today
    I'm feeling itchy...

  • When life hands you lemons
    "Make lemonade!ï" is what...

  • A Witty Ditty (7) 1

    by Randy Lee

    I shall try and write a little ditty
    To show everyone I can be witty...

  • One dark day in the middle of the night two dead...
    I didn't write it but I find it hilarious...

  • Potatoes! (3) 1

    by Madga

    I love potatoes, they're awesome, they're great,
    I eat potatoes when I awake...

  • Old Men (1) 1

    by Pedro

    Now I'm old and feeble,
    And my pilot light is out...

  • My Mother's Motto (2) 1

    by Lauren Waszkiewicz

    My mother has a motto
    she says it almost everyday...

  • Jack of All Trades (14) 1

    by Rachel RTVW

    Took a vacation from my job to spend some time at...
    All my stuff is out of place, can't find my brush...