My heart is hard and cold as stone
I am overdone and overgrown...
Life is like a box of chocolates...
you never know what your gunna get...
People are always telling me how weird I am.
Am I really that weird if I do random things like...
Crazy thoughts inside my head
I try to forget so i can lay and go to bed...
One day my students asked me,
Is a teacher what you always wanted to be...
You remind me of a bum
Always trying to get some yum...
You know what you get when you add 2+2 it equals...
You know what you get when you multiply 4x4 it...
The rain is God's sprinkler for his garden.
There is thunder because God is using a hammer to...
Went to taneals the other night got do pissed we...
Steve and Joel arrived alittle late with two girls...
While running in the hall
he ran in to a wall...
My parents are abusive.
they don't hit me, leaving invisible bruises...
This is a joke but i didnt think of it..i read it...
A clergyman walking down a country lane sees a...