Funny Poems About Life

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  • Stupid Fake Girls (3)

    by BeautifulxMess

    Plastic girls remind me of a Barbie doll. Made...
    Just stare at you with fake color eyes. That fake...

  • Creepy Crawly (3)

    by crazyandsweet

    I had a terrible,
    horrendous fright...

  • The truth (1)

    by yOuWiShYoUkNeW

    The deadness i feel is it normal?
    i am so confused please help...

  • A womens Prayer (4)

    by nicki

    Before I lay down to sleep
    I pray for a man who is not a creep...

  • You,yourmom,and i (1)

    by mason

    Me and your mom such good times we had you know...

  • Were all wacky teenagers
    Blah de blah de blah...

  • Maury.

    by meggg28

    Maury:You are NOT the father!
    Mom: OH NOOO!! OMFGGG...

  • Dr.phil

    by meggg28

    Dr.Phil:Well, let's come up with a resonable...
    YOU FUC. ED THE GUY!! HES THE MOTHER FUC. ING...

  • Procrastinator (10)

    by *Charisma*

    I'm such a procrastinator
    I waste my time away...

  • I got up today,
    put my underwear inside out, on top of my clothes...

  • Lost (2)

    by Afraid of the Dark

    That lonely sock left in your drawer,
    The washer split the pair...

  • Confucious Say

    by minnie4cheese

    Look before you leap.
    He who hesitates is lost...