Halloween Is My Life (1)

by flo grassman

There is never a Holiday as compatible to my life...
Funny to laugh at, but let me explain what I mean...

Stupid Fake Girls (3)

by BeautifulxMess

Plastic girls remind me of a Barbie doll. Made...
Just stare at you with fake color eyes. That fake...

Creepy Crawly (3)

by crazyandsweet

I had a terrible,
horrendous fright...

The truth (1)

by yOuWiShYoUkNeW

The deadness i feel is it normal?
i am so confused please help...

A womens Prayer (4)

by nicki

Before I lay down to sleep
I pray for a man who is not a creep...

You,yourmom,and i (1)

by mason

Me and your mom such good times we had you know...

Were all wacky teenagers (1)

by *BreckoN*

Were all wacky teenagers
Blah de blah de blah...

Maury.

by meggg28

Maury:You are NOT the father!
Mom: OH NOOO!! OMFGGG...

Dr.phil

by meggg28

Dr.Phil:Well, let's come up with a resonable...
YOU FUC. ED THE GUY!! HES THE MOTHER FUC. ING...

Procrastinator (10)

by *Charisma*

I'm such a procrastinator
I waste my time away...

A day in the life of a super hero (heroine)

by minnie4cheese

I got up today,
put my underwear inside out, on top of my clothes...

Lost (2)

by Afraid of the Dark

That lonely sock left in your drawer,
The washer split the pair...