Funny Poems About Life

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  • The Grocery List (10)

    by Twisted Heart

    With list in hand, I hit the door
    Grab the cart, skid cross the floor...

  • Yeah im a nerd (3)

    by Bethany

    My friends know I'm a nerd, HM i have a craving...
    i think star wars is cool, Han solo use to make me...

  • Lazy (2)

    by claire

    I'm feeling very lazy,
    And a bit hazy...

  • The Report Card (2)

    by Sara

    Math Class?
    Wasn't able to pass...

  • Oatmeal (1)

    by La La xx Beth

    Its T-to the A, to the S-T-E-Y its tastey.
    its D-to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S...

  • Oat-meal (1)

    by Becca23

    I have it everyday before school
    it's waiting for me by the time it gets out of the...

  • Stupid Poem (2)

    by Cola

    I cant write poems,
    They confuse me a bunch...

  • As I've grown older, I've found,
    that my body has gotten more round...

  • True Friendship!! (2)

    by Briana

    1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk...
    against The sorry bastard who made you sad...

  • Respect (2)

    by viktor

    Respect is like oral sex. gotta give it to get it.
    feels good giving it. even better getting it...

  • Secret to get a guy who's taken (2)

    by Stacy Ferguson

    Well if u like a guy who's already gotta gurl...
    rate and comment!!! :D hope u like my advice...

  • Girls (2)

    by endless tears

    GIRLS GOT GAME,
    its a SHAME...