Warm Stilton (8 syllables) (11) 10

by Mr. Darcy

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Cheese, I thought...

Maria Can't Do Math! (3)

by StephanieMichelle

My friend Maria wrote this during math class...
La! La! La! La! La! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom...

who would have wondered? (9) 5

by Mr. Darcy

A thread caught in my eye
as I looked, by and by...

I Love My Ugly Feet! (10) 4

by CRAFTY KEN

I LOVE MY UGLY FEET
They help me hit the floor in the early morning...

Twas The Night Before Christmas: (Christmas Eve Shopping Woes) (11) 7 HM

by Scott Cole

Twas the night before Christmas
And no stores were alive...

Monday (acrostic) (9) 6

by Mr. Darcy

Many wake to snow today
On paths that once were dusty grey...

I'm Out Of Shape! (10) 6

by CRAFTY KEN

I’M OUT OF SHAPE!
I’m really out of shape as I reach for another...

on your bike (syntuit) (9) 7

by Mr. Darcy

wibble wobble-ling
through life is fun when you ride...

going cross-flied (syntuit) (3) 4

by Mr. Darcy

autumnal leaves makes
finding my doggy's whoopsies...

Age Changes Meanings (syntuit) (3) 4

by Larry Chamberlin

When I'm taking things
to a new level it's stuff...

Self harm feels so good (syntuit) (3) 3

by Mr. Darcy

Self harm feels so good (syntuit)
the orgasmic bliss...

Healthy (9) 7

by mossgirl19

The neuro doc said
Nothing is wrong with my mind...