I lovedspending hours just laughing with you
Being brats and bugging people was nothing new...
And the guys always wonder,
Why the girls get the "A's"...
Before I begin, I'd like to clarify that this...
Why am i here
giving a cold stare...
There once was a girl called hazel,
She was born in a cradle...
Does my bum look big in this?
I said when I tried on some jeans...
Shopping is a hard job
Especially when you have to go to the club...
Women,
can't live with them...
Gazing down upon them
insects, maggots...
She was a large framed woman
Her dress was a tent...
My bag is packed
with a pillow...
It came to me
on one fine day...