I remember a time when all my tears were over...
and mummy and daddy were all i had the please...
Cigars
Fine sticks touch my lips...
Night after night,
i find myself on the seat of my toilet...
Driving
I'm a safe driver...
I keep getting a call
from someone named "Toll Free"...
Us children live in fear,
Of the things we are about to hear...
Wetness squelches
between my toes...
I know we are white
But we can fight...
Uhm i don't know
Pet's aren't animals too...
I want to tell you a true story from my childhood...
One time Me and two of my friends were hanging out...
Too Pooped to Pop
There were those days in my youth...
This is my ode to roadkill
Here's to the stench, the disgust...