I keep getting a call
from someone named "Toll Free"...
This is my ode to roadkill
Here's to the stench, the disgust...
I know we are white
But we can fight...
I want to tell you a true story from my childhood...
One time Me and two of my friends were hanging out...
The little bumblebee,
with his stinger, he did poke me...
Crayola 96
Today I went to school...
I lost one arm on active duty (the Atlantis...
With the Swiss Coastguard...
Uhm i don't know
Pet's aren't animals too...
I hate normal people
they always get in the way...
Come on he soothes, you'll be fine
Reassuringly, placing his hand in mine...
Too Pooped to Pop
There were those days in my youth...
"Your dress is superb."
Now there's a pretty strong chance...