Funny Poems About Life

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  • There ain't no elevator
    so you'll have to use the stairs...

  • Baked Beans (5)

    by Dreama

    ~FOUND IT ON A SITE, THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY~
    There was a lady that LOVED baked beans. That was...

  • Wouldn't it be strange?
    If one day you woke up...

  • 1. Look at the size of his putter
    2. Oh, dang, my shafts all bent...

  • Cheerleaders (4)

    by are we forever or just temporary

    Cheap
    hos...

  • When i look at a patch of dandelions,
    i see a bunch of weeds that are going to take over...

  • Silly Suckers! (5)

    by *Melanie*

    Yellow, orange, purple, and green
    I sure do love my suckers, yes sir indeed...

  • Cookies (3)

    by ©TheCornerOfTheEnd

    Kookie how ever usay it or spell it,
    its still spells cookies...

  • A girls worst day! (10)

    by kareeenuhhh

    Beep beep beep beep
    what a stupid clock...

  • Three Nuns (4)

    by Jayme Gamble

    Three nuns die and go to heaven. St. Peter is...
    St. Peter says "Who was the first man on...

  • Ten Minutes (5)

    by Matthew A.

    Ten,
    I should have wrote this poem in pen...

  • Story Of Rhymes (4)

    by Matthew A.

    There once was a boy who was some what bright,
    but this story begins before he said goodnight...