Funny Poems About Life

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  • Cookies (3)

    by ©TheCornerOfTheEnd

    Kookie how ever usay it or spell it,
    its still spells cookies...

  • A Witty Ditty (7) 1

    by Randy Lee

    I shall try and write a little ditty
    To show everyone I can be witty...

  • Terrible Two's (14)

    by jamie25

    There's crayon marks on my walls,
    and toys up and down the hall...

  • A girls worst day! (10)

    by kareeenuhhh

    Beep beep beep beep
    what a stupid clock...

  • Wisdom (6)

    by Sean Allen

    They lay me down
    on the polyester seat...

  • You feel a small tickle and look around to see
    If I pick, will anyone see me...

  • Three Nuns (4)

    by Jayme Gamble

    Three nuns die and go to heaven. St. Peter is...
    St. Peter says "Who was the first man on...

  • Ten Minutes (5)

    by Matthew A.

    Ten,
    I should have wrote this poem in pen...

  • Story Of Rhymes (4)

    by Matthew A.

    There once was a boy who was some what bright,
    but this story begins before he said goodnight...

  • 1. Look at the size of his putter
    2. Oh, dang, my shafts all bent...

  • Stupid Fake Girls (3)

    by BeautifulxMess

    Plastic girls remind me of a Barbie doll. Made...
    Just stare at you with fake color eyes. That fake...

  • The Great Mystery (4)

    by Brian n Josh

    As I lie there
    Laying on my back...