Funny Poems About Life

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  • There ain't no elevator
    so you'll have to use the stairs...

  • Toilet Surprise (5)

    by *Charisma*

    I went to flush the toilet
    And it bubbled up on me...

  • Bad Day? (3)

    by ashley

    Today's one of those days when nothing is going...
    Where are my glasses? I can't see a sight...

  • Peeeeeeee U! (11)

    by melly xx

    Don't you love your own farts?
    i know mine are just swell...

  • Mr. Shamful Bob (14)

    by myshiningstar14

    Bob is cool
    you are bob...

  • Mi friend and i came up with these all by our...
    1) Thou shall never lose her morals or her shoes...

  • Aunt Flo Visits Again -
    This poem was written for a poetry challenge...

  • Cheerleaders (7)

    by xCanDi3kiSs3Sx

    Cheerleaders are happy
    Happiness sucks...

  • Now listen to my story and try not to laugh,
    for i have a little problem which you may think is...

  • Life of a prep(sort of) (5)

    by disturbed one

    I know this poem sucks but im a guy so i dont...
    anywho back to the poem...

  • My first time** (3)

    by shorty

    His name was Kurt
    He told me it would not hurt...

  • And Ode to My TP (6)

    by Renee

    My TP....
    your so damn soft...