Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I'm an Art scientist.

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  • The Sweetest Thing men want from women only lasts 2 minutes, or 5.

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  • Faith the size of dynamite can blow up a mountain to smithereens.

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  • If music is food for the soul, then I will need five stomachs because of gluttony.

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  • By 2020, I had spent over 94 percent of my life in the era of Natasha's father.

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  • They tried to take me to a Mental Hospital but I said: NO NO NO; I will pass all the tests!

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  • Either you are a Celtic or Laker, you cannot be both!

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  • Every correct answer is just a rearrangement of letters from the alphabet you already know.

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  • Not everything that flashes is safe.

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  • Dreams are a multiverse of secrets.

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