Funny Quotes About Life

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  • If Arua City was a woman, then her maiden firstname would be Cynthia.

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  • Misery is complaining of thirst yet there is plenty of drinking water.

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  • If I had all the power in the universe, then I would lock up the Devil and end the wait for his final defeat.

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  • Life is all about food and making babies.

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  • When Death calls, do not pick up the phone!

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  • It takes 72 days for maize to yield, those are three months of maroon and green patience.

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  • I want to swallow my pride, but it's indigestible.

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  • People only throw stones at trees with fruits. So when they attack you, just know you have something they want.

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  • Money grows on trees, branches, stems and stalks.

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  • Money is just a number.

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