Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Some people perform better than others in school examinations simply because they read ahead, no one is born knowing anything.

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  • Mango and pineapple juice are so complete that they do not require additional sugar to taste sweet!

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  • Like JESUS, I can turn mangoes into juice but you have to give me time to blend.

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  • The square root of happiness is 55.

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  • Before Lake Victoria was discovered, the Biggest Lake in Africa was Lake Victoria.

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  • All the demon-possessed pork drowned in the water.

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  • If houseflies are found in the house, then what do you find in butter? Butterflies.

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  • If it wasn't for TV, newspapers and books, then I would probably not become a fine artist.

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  • The tall boys in Rosario, Argentina mocked Messi's shortness, but now his football statistics are taller than them.

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  • Let us count in Lugbara: toko, alu, iri, na, su, towi, azia, aziri, aro, oromi, 0123456789!

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