Funny Quotes About Life

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  • When facing off with a problem, you need to sidestep it like Nonu of the New Zealand All Blacks in the 2015 Rugby World Cup Final.

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  • When you put the upper half of a Bic pen in sunlight and lower part in a shade, a blazing ring of light forms at the tube base.

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  • I do not wear tattoos, denim jeans, wigs, bangles nor ties.

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  • My day lasts 25 hours; 24 on the clock and one hour in my dreams.

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  • The Funniest Joke the Devil and his advocates have ever cracked is that GOD has no money, hahehihohu, yet HE can create anything.

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  • Watch and hear your bird ,who knows to sing a sad song rather than listen to other birds in the bushes which sing happy song.

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  • A poem a day keeps depression away!

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  • I don't want to die, but if I have to I will.

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  • The world is a stage, and a stage is a world of entertainment

    -Dave Capdevielle

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  • If I am plan B, then I have spared many from plan C.

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