I am back giving out free soil again... 2 points for the first person to tell me who I am.

You know I just love how the earth rotates. It really makes my day.

"We are all made of stardust"
Well sure sweetheart. But so is garbage.

Drink expresso to lower your depresso.

I don't like to do hard work and hard working is a key for success. So I have found another key called smart working.

K9, waiting for input...

When you boil it down,
No matter your intellect:

"Biscuit, please, master"

Don't mind what others say at your back. Chill dude, they just don't have guts to say at your face.

Your failure to see the humor in my words does not necessarily constitute insensitivity on my part; but possibly, hypersensitivity on yours.

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.

Lesson learned: toddlers don't understand sarcasm. As a side note, don't say 'bite me' around toddlers that don't understand sarcasm.