Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Why aren't we letting blind people think that dragons are real?

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  • "If someone calls you weird take it as a massive compliment,It's a million times better than being dull."-Bribry aka Brian

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  • I'm an optimist. I didn't lose a sock in the dryer. I found an extra one!

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  • Quoting yourself makes you sound wise.
    -Dufoi

    by Dufoi
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  • Okay it's "Operation: Get Ready for Tomorrow!"

    yeah that ain't gonna happen....
    It's gotta happen; there's a tomorrow...

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  • Make No Mistake About It!

    there's nothing more, just don't make any mistakes...

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  • My thoughts:
    "Do I know you?... No... Yes?... No... Maybe..."
    "WHO ARE YOU?"
    "Ohhh, it's you."

    My life.

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  • Life itself is exciting
    one minute it turned me on
    another minute it turned me off
    but it never let me bored.

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  • Buy a hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose the hamster. Close enough.

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  • If I suddenly had the ability to teleport, I'd spend an entire day popping up naked in front of people and asking for John Connor.

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