"Was that lightning?" No no.... they're taking pictures for Google Earth..

The best way to wind down is to wind up!

If it wasnt for words
i would have nothing
to say...

Your knowledge of wine is almost as impressive as your use of it to disguise your drinking problem.

Silly ricers stickers for kids!!

for all the little ricer kids that street races and think adding sticker to there car make there cars goes faster!!

You realize you nearly ran into two people back there? the fat lady, and the person she swallowed!

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

Wish God had said love your neighbors as you love chocolate, duh, it would now be easier for me to expect to get to heaven, but now am still leaping mercilessly.

People say "your so lazy and annoying why dont you get a job" but all i say is "truth is i do have a job its to annoy the hell out of you"

Its only after you have lost everything that your free to do anytig.....