Your so stupid i could hit you with the answer then tell you and you still wouldnt get that i dont wont you

Anyone who thinks I am arrogant is simply shortsighted.

When people say "try this, it will pass the time" it is not long after they are complaining how there are not enough hours in the day.

When I die, I'd like someone to keep updating my Facebook for me just to freak people out. Things like,

"Hey, who knew they had wifi up here?"

My high school had a Head Start program for homosexuals, it was called Drama Club.

If i was a chocolate i'd be a hot chocolate

I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

If you really want to do something, you'll find a way.
But if you don't, you'll only find excuse.

~ nac

How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that sh!t. Then stare into the corner and whisper tenderly, "This is for you."

The worst thing about the weekend is the week that comes after.