Funny Quotes About Life

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  • The refrigerator is a clear example that what matters is what's inside.

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  • Gone insane... Back soon! :/

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  • Common sense is like deodorant; those who need it most don't use it.

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  • Crash the party inside your mind, just so you can say you live life on the edge :p

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  • Who says nothing is impossible ?
    I've been doing nothing for years ~

    -- NxC

    by Natasha
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  • My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless their are three other people.

    by Heaven
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  • If someone treats you like a bug, crawl in their nose and make them sneeze.

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  • I feel like a box of tinker toys scattered belief system different moods, there's many pieces in here. I'd imagine they weigh a ton, but are fun sized bits that make up a bouncy heart.

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  • If you ever get lost or discouraged seek out greener pastures and better spots.

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  • She said "life's a witch and then you die"

    I said only if you became a witch to get by.

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