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That awkward moment when you make yourself laugh really hard... |
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To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If you're wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome. ;) |
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Why is it that in tampon commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws & burning sh!t down? |
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I really should stop using the password i created in the fifth grade for every account i ever make ever |
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumba** put my cape on backwards.' |
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!" |
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If i worked at subway i'd wink suggestively every time a customer asked for a footlong |
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The only rule is: |
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I'm so glam, I sweat glitter. |
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I see your point however |