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A simple joke may become dangerous if it enters application, like a nightmare entering realism. |
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Tech support: "We aren't satisfied until You aren't satisfied!" |
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People are a lot like slinkys: fun to push down stairs. |
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Friends are a lot like trees: they fall down if you beat them repeatedly with an axe. |
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If you run naked around a tree at about 87 km/h, there is a possibility of fcuking yourself |
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"You have a strange problem." |
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Throwing fertilizer at people who need to grow up. |
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If Mother Nature was to stab everyone who abused her then we would all be dead. |
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It's not you it's me. My ears really don't hear bad stuff about me. It's just a natural defence mechanism. |
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"I don't watch TV. I have more important stuff to do, personal stuff. Like taking naps." |