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I feel bad for the upcoming generation. Their parents will know how to read sent messages and check browser history :p |
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Mark Twain: Forgiveness is the fragrance that a violet sheds on the heel that crushed it. |
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Shit happens.... But mostly to me so don't worry. |
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"I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do." -johnny depp |
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Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll attract a King . |
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Laying in bed deciding if its worth it to get up and pee. |
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Phone sex; I'll bet it wasn't what that telemarketer was expecting. |
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No one looks back on their life and thinks 'Well, at least I got plenty of sleep..' |
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Keep Telling Lies About Me Ill Keep Telling The TRUTH About YOU |
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Drama queen- When you can be by yourself and create your own drama and get mad over nothing. *GrowUp* |