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"When life gives you lemons....make grape juice.Then sit back and let every wonder how the heck you did it." |
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I let my h8ters by my motorvatiors |
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3 a.m. phone call: |
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Life is too short to "Remove USB Safetly"! |
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It is better for a girl to have beauty than brain... Coz boys see better than they think! |
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I laughed so hard my tears fell down my leg |
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They say shit happens in life, so its best to always walk aound with a tissue to wipe it off when it happens |
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Girls with brains like mine, don't date boys with egos like yours. |
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Dont bother trying to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig!! |
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There's always a light at the end of every tunnle... Lets just hope the light isn't caused by a train. |