Owning a Digger is not enough, you have to dig.

It's incredible that Israel has other cities probably more beautiful than Jerusalem.

I have this weird feeling that GOD gets tired of some prayers because we are too blind and deaf to decode his answers plus providence.

Beer is so bland that I do not fancy drinking it; fresh juice is better.

Wasp pee is not as painful as the sting.

Why should I grow fat and then run around trying to lose weight?

Brown and grey are the Funniest Colours.

The brain is not the only free capital; eyes and fingers are the others, plus legs.

When you win, other people lose. When you lose, they win.

Give thanks to GOD for everything you have and everything you don't!