Funny Quotes About Life

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  • My perfect woman believes in the GOD of Israel, avoids trousers and wears natural hair from her birthplace. Supporting Arsenal FC from London is a bonus.

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  • Since GOD can keep you alive for one whole year, then one mere day is too easy for HIM.

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  • Toast to the Saturday I wasted 3,000 UgX on edibles yet I needed it the next day for transport to another town for a job interview which I passed!

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  • Sharks are more lethal in water, not grass; know your limits!

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  • The Best Things in Life are free: Salvation through JESUS Christ, sunshine, rainwater, oxygen, family love, radio, Analog TV, Facebook Zero, etc.

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  • Everytime someone says that Arsenal has never won the UEFA Champions League, I feel like telling them that at least Arsenal has won the FIFA World Cup more than once since Petit and Vieira, then Gilberto, Fabregas, Oezil, Podolski, Mustafi, Per & others.

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  • My mother supports M7 and she really amused me when she joked that some Ugandans actually think women will stop dying during childbirth if Bobi becomes the President. Hardluck to the unlucky mothers, sometimes GOD allows the Devil to have his way!

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  • A Ugandan Indian might win Miss World one day; they are that stunningly beautiful.

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  • It's foolish to think other people are fools.

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  • I adore 1 inch nails.

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