Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Toilets and latrines can be maximised for advertising.

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  • “It may very well be said
    that my very best work,
    remained in my head!”

    from Lost in a Quatrain by Adiela Akoo

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  • The solution you are looking for is right there with you but you are too blinded by your problem to see it.

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  • I'm a vegetarian who eats meat.

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  • Even Wolverine prays to GOD.

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  • In GOD's Mathematics, subtracting 10 percent equals a multiple.

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  • I'm not a prophet; am a dreamsurfer and farmer!

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  • I accept friend requests from everybody including witchdoctors and prostitutes so that I can tell them that "GOD is great" and "JESUS Christ is Lord".

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  • Colouring scanned drawings using Photoshop software is one of the Most Pleasant Things on this Earth; GIMP is not far behind.

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  • Football fans always demand for expensive players yet the cheap ones can also win games depending on management.

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