Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Everytime someone says that Arsenal has never won the UEFA Champions League, I feel like telling them that at least Arsenal has won the FIFA World Cup more than once since Petit and Vieira, then Gilberto, Fabregas, Oezil, Podolski, Mustafi, Per & others.

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  • My mother supports M7 and she really amused me when she joked that some Ugandans actually think women will stop dying during childbirth if Bobi becomes the President. Hardluck to the unlucky mothers, sometimes GOD allows the Devil to have his way!

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  • A Ugandan Indian might win Miss World one day; they are that stunningly beautiful.

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  • It's foolish to think other people are fools.

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  • I adore 1 inch nails.

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  • How much money does it cost to get healed from a disease? How about a free prayer!

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  • I do not need to have 30 cars to be happy, I can use the public bus.

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  • Money is just a tool, it is not everything!

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  • What do you do when GOD gives you exactly what you want? You believe in HIM more.

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  • GOD knows everything we need and HE always provides it.

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