Funny Quotes About Life

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  • In GOD's Mathematics, subtracting 10 percent equals a multiple.

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  • I'm not a prophet; am a dreamsurfer and farmer!

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  • I accept friend requests from everybody including witchdoctors and prostitutes so that I can tell them that "GOD is great" and "JESUS Christ is Lord".

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  • Colouring scanned drawings using Photoshop software is one of the Most Pleasant Things on this Earth; GIMP is not far behind.

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  • Football fans always demand for expensive players yet the cheap ones can also win games depending on management.

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  • Arsenal FC is my happiness.

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  • History cannot end.

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  • If you don't want, then you don't hunt.

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  • Light bulbs need a switch to glow.

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  • The sun rises everyday; just pull the curtains aside and let its light shine in your room!

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