Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I'm humble because when we depart from Earth, we take nothing with us, not even a stool nor a shoelace.

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  • Birds use two opposite wings to fly, left and right.

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  • Some nights, I just want to sit outside around 3 AM and marvel at GOD's sky.

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  • My cousin told me that as a toddler, I would pack the dry, round rabbit droppings in my pocket as groundnuts and eat them. I was stunned to learn that rabbits actually re-eat them too.

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  • Things that are truly funny make you laugh by force.

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  • I'm an Art scientist.

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  • The Sweetest Thing men want from women only lasts 2 minutes, or 5.

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  • Faith the size of dynamite can blow up a mountain to smithereens.

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  • If music is food for the soul, then I will need five stomachs because of gluttony.

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  • By 2020, I had spent over 94 percent of my life in the era of Natasha's father.

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