Funny Quotes About Life

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  • They tried to take me to a Mental Hospital but I said: NO NO NO; I will pass all the tests!

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  • Either you are a Celtic or Laker, you cannot be both!

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  • Every correct answer is just a rearrangement of letters from the alphabet you already know.

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  • Not everything that flashes is safe.

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  • Dreams are a multiverse of secrets.

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  • The good thing about Art is that mistakes can be erased, whitewashed or inked over unlike real life.

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  • No money, no problems!

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  • I have a weird theory that on very long journeys, it is harder to die in a bus with many people than a smaller car because of the collective prayers for safety.

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  • My Biggest Goal on Earth is to make it into Heaven.

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  • Many times, I mend broken things to mend my psyche.

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