Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I want to swallow my pride, but it's indigestible.

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  • People only throw stones at trees with fruits. So when they attack you, just know you have something they want.

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  • Money grows on trees, branches, stems and stalks.

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  • Money is just a number.

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  • Money can buy a way to Heaven if you pay your tithes and give to the needy; JESUS, save our souls with YOUR blood!

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  • You cannot see what is on your back.

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  • If you want oranges but life throws lemons at you, then cut them and eat; they have health benefits.

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  • The Devil is not my friend, I won't try to impress him.

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  • Life is hard, but death is not soft.

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  • Every movie has a message, you have to watch it out!

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