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I am able to read my wife's thoughts. However at times she forgets to write them. |
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If you draw the gun and don't shoot right, you're shot down! - Tapan Ghosh |
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Drink expresso to lower your depresso. |
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"I wasn't that drunk!" Dude, you held up my cat in the air and started singing The Circle of Life! |
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Tech support: "We aren't satisfied until You aren't satisfied!" |
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Throwing fertilizer at people who need to grow up. |
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If Mother Nature was to stab everyone who abused her then we would all be dead. |
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Phone sex; I'll bet it wasn't what that telemarketer was expecting. |
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Sometimes Words Are Not Enough.. :( |
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Smile, it confuses the hell out of people |