Today is Tomorrow's Yesterday; the Present is the Past of the Future.

JESUS is the GOAT of Goats!

I do not have a crush on Mariah Carey; I just love her music.

Macintosh is a bedwetter's Best Solution.

It's amazing that parrots can actually talk like humans.

If you have nothing to eat, then fast!

What kind of father gives his son namungodi samosas yet he asked for peanut butter waffles? The one who knows that his son is allergic to peanuts and might go into anaphylactic shock.

Rest in peace to OTT (Over The Top) Tax! National Funeral in progress.

The Funniest Lie I've ever heard is that GOD has no money, yet HE created everything.

If you want to be happy, then make sure you love those who love you!