Wasp pee is not as painful as the sting.

Why should I grow fat and then run around trying to lose weight?

Brown and grey are the Funniest Colours.

The brain is not the only free capital; eyes and fingers are the others, plus legs.

When you win, other people lose. When you lose, they win.

Give thanks to GOD for everything you have and everything you don't!

My perfect woman believes in the GOD of Israel, avoids trousers and wears natural hair from her birthplace. Supporting Arsenal FC from London is a bonus.

Since GOD can keep you alive for one whole year, then one mere day is too easy for HIM.

Toast to the Saturday I wasted 3,000 UgX on edibles yet I needed it the next day for transport to another town for a job interview which I passed!

The Best Things in Life are free: Salvation through JESUS Christ, sunshine, rainwater, oxygen, family love, radio, Analog TV, Facebook Zero, etc.