You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."

“The secret to creativity is knowing to hide your sources”

Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

Tell your littel voices to shut up.
I can't hear mine.

Life is not a garden so, STOP being such a h*e!

Fruit loops are like gay cheerios

I'm not short...
i'm just FUN-SIZED!!!!

You can't run away from your problems. If you do, they'll just turn around, and run after you again.

Just tell Nemo you couldn't find him cause you were too busy getting stoned...he'll understand

Lifes a b i t c h...
you might as well be one to