Really, it is the honest ones you should be worried about be cause you never know when an honest person will do something incredibly dishonest but the dishonest ones you can always trust to be dishonest...honestly

Don't follow in my footsteps...I run into walls.

When you wish upon a falling star your dreams can come true.
Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling toward the earth which will destroy all life.
Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for.
Unless it's death by meteor.

Life is what you make it, kinda like play-doh

We are not in a garden, so stop being a ho

No officer i have no blood in my alcohol stream

I complained about my shoes until I met a man with no feet"

I heard that the tinner you are, the crankier you are. I must be thinner in the morning

"Life is like a box of chocolates and yet it sucks"

Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will only cause Perment Psychological damage