Funny Quotes About Life

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  • If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?

    by Esther
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  • Lifes is a big party.
    & IM THE GIRL DANCING ON THE TABLE

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  • :::==Sticks and stones may break my bones, but WhIpS and ChAiNs excite me, so tie me up and throw me DoWn and show me that you like me:::==

    by kristen
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  • ::---===I want to be burried face down so the people that dont like me,
    Can
    Kiss
    My
    Ass!===::--

    by kristen
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  • Don't you just hate when you apologize for something that you thought you did right?

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  • I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it!

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  • Abusive Barbie - Comes with real beating action! WARNING: If your product beats and/or harms you in anyway, we don\'t care. We will deny everything and say you shouldn\'t of bought a product with the word 'abusive' in it anyway.

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  • Mom always says if they jumped off the bridge would you do it to? and i always reply psh no i'd be the one who came up with the idea!

    by Jenny
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  • Beauty fades, stupidity lasts forever

    by Jessica
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  • People laugh, I get mad- People get mad, I laugh.

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