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"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!" |
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If u think that no one cares that u are alive try missing few car payments |
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"You have stated clearly that you have been wanting to off yourself for quite a while now...If I hear it from you one more time I'm going to do it for you" |
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Its better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid then to open it and prove it! |
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I'm not short... |
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. |
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Life is what you make it, kinda like play-doh |
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Did you know 4 out of 3 people can't do fractions? |
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"It's not that I can't dance, it's that I'm overly caucasian." |
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Life is like a roller coaster, you can scream all you want but you can't leave until it's over. |