Class is dead, darling;
it died with the dinosaurs.
it traded it's pearls & white wine
for a myspace & corona.
welcome to the 21st century;
would you like fries with that?

In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop!!

My heart is as broken as eggs on a sunday morning

If you don't laugh at yourself.... everyone else will!

Roses r red
vIolets r blue
god made me pretty
what the hell happened 2 u? :D

Class; is dead darling.
It died with the dinosaurs.
It traded it's Pearls & White Wine
for a MySpace & Corona.
Welcome to the 21st Century;
Would you like fries with that?

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Cute enough 2 make u look twice,Sweet enough but not 2 nice,A lil crazy but not 2 wild ,The kinda gurl that'll make u smile

Cancel my subscription, i dont need your issues

I Dont need Sex.
Cuz life fuks me any chance it gets.