If you live through life with your head in the sand all people ever see is an arse

Lifes like a circle you cant turn back

Drink Triple
See Double
Act Single

Sex is like air...It's all good until you're not getting any!

-Best Cecilisms

I hope life isn't a big joke,
because I don't get it.

To save money on electricity, we've turned off the light at the end of the tunnel.

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

She's t h e girl
With her middle finger in the a i r
Because for the f i r s t time in her life
She doesn't f u c k i n g care

Ii spent a night in jail && when ii came out ii saw my mom && started banging on the doors begging them to take me back

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.