What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

I ran with scissors, and SURVIVED, but as for the others around me, im not sure i could say the same for them.

You want to know the hardest thing
about summer? not falling in love &
wondering if it will last..no, it's
putting on a bra over a sunburn.

This is a rake & shovel conversation. No h0es allowed .

Dave: i believe we did evolve from monkies
me: u might b a monkey but im not
d: i think ur part monkey too
m: no im not!
d: well monkies r the closest thing 2 luk lik humans
m: well ur da closest thing 2 lukin like my a s s i bet u evolved into that

Why do we want what we cant have
and have what we dont want??????

Baby. its called
O R I G I N A L I T Y
heres a dollar.
go buy some.

"Try not to let your mind wander.....it`s far too fragile to be out on it`s own."

Smoke smoke smoke a joint
drink a sip of wine
lite it up and take a puff
and blow your f**king mind

Role role role a joint
twist it at both ends
take a toke hold your smoke
and pass it to your friends