When life throws you lemons, keep them. THEY'RE FREE!!

Standing on the edge of tomorrow, waiting for the rest of my life to start. Trying to figure out how to hit play on the rest of my life. Waiting for everything to get easier.

Sometimes I wonder if it's just me or is it really a cat and mouse chase between your best friend and your boyfriend. Can't they just get along?

Smile, it confuses the hell out of people

When life throws you lemons....Buy some vodka!

You remember that one time when we did that one thing and you did that other thing with that thing that turned into a thing but it never really was that one thing? Remember?

Drastic times don't call for drastic measures. It calls for sitting down, shutting the hell up and thinking things through before you fcuk it up more.

Trip on a skip,
you'll fall on your hip,
dont walk so slow,
watch where you go,
be quick,
two sticks,
five bills,
run for the hills,
three chimes,
stop on a dime,
should i write more,
im not so sure......

"you fail" 'so did your mum and dad's condom'.

Elementary School- "He started it!"

Middle School- "It was a dare!"

High School- "I was drunk."