7/5 People don't understand Fractions

Girls like us
Don't come around very often you'll either grow to hare us
or learn to love us
but either way your wastin your time cuz ya can't beat us and you sure as h*ll can't join us

(Found in England)
On tombstone: Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so shall you be, Remember this and follow me.

Grafitti on tombstone: To follow you I'll not consent, Until I know which way you went.

You can't buy happiness,
but you can buy ice cream.

Microsoft:
You've got questions?
We've got dancing paperclips

Let's be nothing. I heard it lasts forever.

What will happen if someone finds a 4 leaf clover under a ladder?

There should be a delete button for stupid people.

F.I.N.A.L.S
Fcuk I Never Actually Learned Shit

Shit happens. Cause without it, life would be quite uncomfortable.