Funny Quotes About Life

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  • The technology of condoms are improving there for mistakes like you will never happen again.

    by FAIRY KISSES
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  • Dude..dude think about this...
    putting a wooden fence around a tree is like placing a fence of cut up human parts around someone

    by Refinnej Sin
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  • Honey, if you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

    by modern day barbie
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  • I like to murder people in sadistic ways while singing showtunes..

    by Syndicate
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  • It's an unwritten rule that no woman can ever find anything in her purse in less than 12 minutes.

    by RobinAnn13
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  • I speak two languages

    English
    &
    Sarcasm.

    I'm more fluent in the latter.

    by MyEscape
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  • You know one day gods going to get sick of all our crap, put the world in a basket and leave it on hells door step with a note that reads:
    ha ha its your problem now!!

    by abril williams
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  • Whoever said looks dont get you what you want, was ugly.

    by modern day barbie
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  • Caitlin: WOW. It's in french!

    **SAID WHEN SHE OPENED HER FRENCH2 BOOK ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH THE YEAR.**

    by LindsayFound
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  • In life there are creators, who control their creations, and creations, who blindly obey their creators. I choose to be a creator. If you choose to be a creation I think well get along just fine. ;)

    by stillmomsgirl
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