When life gives you lemons . . . SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!!

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
*Not Mine*

Arms are for hugging
boys are for kissing
slt are for dissing
and best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slt and all you really need is a hug

:)

You and your rumors have something in common//you bothh get aroundd.

its not mine. i heard it from a friend. but i thought it was good..

If water were vodka
and i was a duck
i swim to the bottem and never come up
but waters not vodka
and im not a duck
so slid me a bottle and
shut the f**k up!!!!

:]

Am I the only person who can put ten pairs of socks in the washing machine, only to return later and find there are just seven individual socks in it, none of which match?

Even mothers have to love ugly children...

Chris - Project Runway Season 4

My mom was a ventriloquist and
she always was throwing her voice.
For ten years I thought the dog
was telling me to kill my father.

Be a pessimist, that way you always expect the worse so when sumthing good happens you can be extra happy

Fighting for peace, is like screwing for virginity!!